New Order

A new religious order, perhaps?

Sometimes an idea is so obvious, we all miss it. Like the problem of blocking stray light when trying to register just a few more photons for that incredibly elusive object. We have all known that draping a cover over the head will help, but it is awkward – especially when you forget to bring an appropriate shroud.

Dark Skies Apparel has an elegant solution that solves that and another problem: "where are my eyepiece/filter/glasses." They have a custom-sewn observing vest with hood. The vest itself is generously fitted to wear over layers of clothing. It has plenty of pockets, including for your glasses, which are the first things I manage to displace. There are only two sizes, "Regular," which is quite large, and "XL." Don't think of these as clothing, per se, but rather as an observing tool you wear.

Before you choke at the $75 price tag, note that it is a joy to see such a nicely sewn article. You generally can't buy quality like this at anything less than exorbitant prices. Indeed, I don't know how they sell it so cheaply: it is hardly the cost of two Landsend shirts sewn in some third world country and which might last a couple of years. This observing vest should last a lifetime. )One thing I think I'll do before taking it out into the field is to spray it with Scotchguard to provide a little protection to the fabric.)

Okay, so you might look kind of silly in it. I don't know that I would have bought one without seeing it first, when its utility and quality are obvious. In any case, it should be dark enough when donned so that you don't have to fret your fashion credentials. Or – even better – wear it with pride as a sign of a new monkish order that views the heavens, rather than illuminating them on parchment.